Sunday, June 29, 2014

Jared Leto: International Moviestar, Music Star and Vampire?

For a guy who is a multiplatinum music artist oscar winner and potential father of daenerys targarians unborn children Jared Leto really does not get the appreciation he deserves in hollywood. Is that because hes one of those weirdo fucking vegetarian guys whose probably the closest real life person you can get to owen wilson in meet the parents? Probably, but I really think that its ridiculous how little recognition this guy gets


  • Requiem for a dream is a fucking wacky ass movie if you havent seen it watch it and get ready to not only appreciate how j leets transforms himself into a strung out heroin junkie, but also develop a real admiration for the size and bodaciousness of a young Jennifer Connolys tits.


  • Dallas Buyers Club not only turned the king of Rom Coms into an oscar winner, but Jay Jay also turned in an oscar performance as well.  He managed to eek out Michael Fassbender in 12 years a Slave and an extremely Jewish Jonah Hill in the Wolf of Wall Street. Oh yeah he also did it by playing a transgender man whose dying of aids. 



Better looking than courtney love?





  • And as if being an awesome actor wasn't enough, this mother fucker has the audacity to start a god damn band with his brother on the drums. Im too fucking lazy to walk my dog in my spare time, and this piece of shit starts a multi platinum selling band. The kill is gay as fuck but I love it

I also think this guy just trys to wear eyeliner in any situation he can. Like oh were shooting a music video better throw on some guyliner



  • If all of this bullshit wasnt enough, Im trying to generate some heat on a conspiracy theory that hes actually a vampire. Because hes so underrated it really gets thrown under the rug that this son of a bitch hasnt aged in like 15 years. But im onto you motherfucer


Like what the fuck is going on here? Does this guy bathe in the blood of virgins or does he sacrifice to Cthulu? 





  • Wait but it gets even better. This lucky guy also gets to (allegedly) bang Daenerys Targarian from the Game of Thrones Series.  Ok whatever you can be rich and handsome and famous but now your telling me you also get to bang khaleesi cmon man. This video is pretty much Jared being like I have not seen your show I recognize what a baller I am but I will still allow you to sleep with me.  The fucking father of dragons. I wouldnt be surprised if he watched the show and forced her to bleach her hair blonde permanently just because it pleases him.




It wouldnt shock me if he demanded he be written into Game of thrones and just usurped the Iron Throne no questions asked. Like ah shit Jared of house Leto is here guess we better bend the knee

Hey Jared if your reading this fuck you but more importantly keep doing you






























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