Monday, June 30, 2014

Seth Rogen & James Franco May Be the Reason Why Kim Jong-un Bombs the Shit Out of This Country, and I'm Completely ok With That

Its well documented that Seth Rogen and James Franco are best friends.  Their bromance started while working together on the show Freaks And Geeks in 1999.  Since than they have appeared in many movies together, usually stoned as balls at one point or another in each of them.  Whether they're running away from asshole drug dealers (Pineapple Express), or trying to survive the apocalypse (This Is The End), they always bring their A-Game as a team. In my opinion they give Brangelina a run for their money as the top power couple of Hollywood.  These two rascals are in the news recently for their new project "The Interview".



Their new movie "The Interview" (trailer is here) is scheduled to be released October 10th, 2014 and I for one am fucking amped to see it, but I'll tell you one person who isn't.  That psychopathic, triple chinned, weird haired, sack of shit Kim Jong-un.  Now I get he was born into this shit because your dad Kim Jong-il was a prick too, but you don't have to be a communist bastard like the rest of the slanty eyed fucks before you. He has threatened to bomb the US if this movie gets released because "making and releasing a film that portrays an attack on our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated". So what's this guys deal? The movie portrays Seth and James being sent over to North Korea to kill Kim Jong-un.  First things first, other than maybe The Rock and Mark Wahlberg, I feel the most confident in this tandem to get the job done. But on the slim chance he grows a pair of balls and attacks this country, North Korea will get blown off the face of the earth.  And if I do die from one of their missiles, it would be a pretty cool way to go out.  I mean, the reason you died is because of Seth Rogen and James Franco, who can say that? Pretty cool way to head to heaven (just kidding, I'll be heading straight to hell).  



But in reality, Kim Jong-un needs to grow the fuck up already and stop acting like a cunt. Sorry your country sucks.  I just hope Dennis Rodman can talk him out of doing anything too radical once this movie gets released and makes a gagillion dollars... Nevermind, were screwed if Dennis Rodman is our only hope.

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