We were first introduced to Jonah Hill frantically telling people to ask him about his small jewish weiner in the movie Accepted. After than, his obese star to fame started to shoot across big screens worldwide. 2007 was a big year for him. He was in 2 comedy juggernauts, Superbad and Knocked Up. He had more of a prominent main character in Superbad than he was Knocked Up, but that helped him form a nice relationship with Seth Rogan which he has appeared in movies with since than. Jonah's character in Superbad, Seth, was at a party and having a great time dancing with some hot chick. She was grinding all up on his johnson and Seth was loving it. After his grind sesh, he found out she just used him as a tampon and just spewed her period blood all over him, fucking classic. That was one of the memorable scenes from the movie that showcased Jonah's talents and set him up for stardom.
In 2009, he was alongside Adam Sandler in the Comedy/Drama Funny People. I was a fan of that movie, but it could've been cut in half and still been the same thing. It was kind of a more serious role for Jonah which was exactly what he needed to pave his way into 2 Academy Award nominated roles in the near future. Moneyball (2011) was the first serious roll Jonah had. The movie was about the Oakland Athletics and the "moneyball" theory that GM Billy Beane used to build his team that actually saw success while spending close to nothing. Billy Beane was played by Brad Pitt. After that movie I loved Brad because he packed so many lips throughout it, and that is fucking awesome. Jonah played his assistant/scout and was a key part to Beane's success with the team. This role gave Jonah his first Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor, which he lost, but it was really good for Jonah to transform his usual comedic character.
In 2012 Jonah teamed up Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street which was nice to see him continue his funny comedy roles, but with a different cast of people. They had pretty good chemistry, enough to come out with 22 Jump Street during this Summer 2014. 2013 gave Jonah his second nod at an Academy Award nomination with his roll in The Wolf Of Wallstreet working alongside the stallion of a man known as Leo Dicaprio. Jonah played a jew (which was easy for him) who worked alongside Leo in their scam to make millions off stocks while ripping people off along the way. They loved sex, drugs and partying which looked like a grand ol' time. Would've loved to have been to one of their parties. I would've been fine sitting in the corner jerking it to Leo plowing out his (NSFW) SMOKESHOW of a wife. She could have the Clap and I would still without a doubt risk it to get that biscuit, but back to Jonah. 2013 we were also presented with This Is The End in which Jonah got raped by a demon with a big big black dick. Thats the kind of stuff that happens in prison. Poor guy didn't stand a chance. This Is The End was a hysterical movie which featured a bunch of comedy stars/friends, highly recommended.
I'm excited to see what Jonah has for us in the future. He has shown that he can be a comedy genius and than perform a very serious role, something not many actors in Hollywood can do today. I will admit though I do love fat Jonah. Skinny Jonah isn't that cool, he thinks hes better than us. Stay true to your roots, stop going on these outlandish diets. Your a fat guy Jonah, embrace it, live it, love it.
P.S - I still have a boner from that Margot Robbie picture, heres a few more to get through this Humpday
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